THE MORE THE POUND THE BIGGER THE HOUND
After careful and patient observations and deep thinking I have come to the conclusion that ones wealth and the way he spends that wealth can be measured by the kind of dog one owns. Dog is historically claimed to be a very faithful animal; and is domesticated for the prime purpose of protecting ones house from unwanted elements.
If a dog at someone’s house, which is underfed (the dog not the house of course), perpetually tied to a pole and exposed to sun or rain, then the owner of the dog is probably a miser and insecure. He must be a man who hardly spends his money.
If a dog over-fed and strong then the first instinct is not to enter that premises. However, if it is further observed that the dog hardly cares about your presence, then it probably the owner is an animal lover.
Alternatively, if the over-fed and strong dog knows to exhibit it canines in rage then you definitely do not wish to be present anywhere nearby the animal. The man is financially stable and knows how to spend his money.
Taking this argument further we can also say that the richer the person the bigger the dog one has. The more ones coffers overflow the fancier the species of dog one owns.
So, the next time you visit someone, you can learn about the person from the size and type of dog at the house. Beware of the dog, and take note of its size and type.
After careful and patient observations and deep thinking I have come to the conclusion that ones wealth and the way he spends that wealth can be measured by the kind of dog one owns. Dog is historically claimed to be a very faithful animal; and is domesticated for the prime purpose of protecting ones house from unwanted elements.
If a dog at someone’s house, which is underfed (the dog not the house of course), perpetually tied to a pole and exposed to sun or rain, then the owner of the dog is probably a miser and insecure. He must be a man who hardly spends his money.
If a dog over-fed and strong then the first instinct is not to enter that premises. However, if it is further observed that the dog hardly cares about your presence, then it probably the owner is an animal lover.
Alternatively, if the over-fed and strong dog knows to exhibit it canines in rage then you definitely do not wish to be present anywhere nearby the animal. The man is financially stable and knows how to spend his money.
Taking this argument further we can also say that the richer the person the bigger the dog one has. The more ones coffers overflow the fancier the species of dog one owns.
So, the next time you visit someone, you can learn about the person from the size and type of dog at the house. Beware of the dog, and take note of its size and type.
1 Comments:
Sounds like a good theory.....but you forgot the 'exceptional' Paris Hilton?? :P
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